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If you just got invited to do something on New Year`s Eve, it means someone else cancelled.
My internet addiction is getting alt of ctl.
There is nothing more annoying than a couple who just got back from vacation.
United should roll out Rodeo Rewards where you get paid based on how long you are able to stay on the plane when you are chosen to volunteer.
Saw a post stating "taking it one day at a time," so I responded "me too. That`s how days work."
I was visited by three spirits last night, Vodka, Rum And Gin. . .
Don`t act like your not impressed.
DATING TIP: never reveal how many cats you have.
What about a To-Don`t List?
The first rule of the OCD Club is to have a second rule so there is an even number of rules.
I think my smart phone is making fun of me behind my back.
Taught a man how to buy fish ... So much easier.
I have said it before. I will at it again. If anyone is into wife swapping. I will take a dirtbike or a puppy. Hit me up.
Ohio - High in the middle, and round at the ends.
My favorite machine at the gym is the one you put change in and snacks come out