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I end a lot of my sentences with "just saying`, because saying, "you idiot" is considered offensive.
when is humpty dumpty going to hatch?
I`m not the sort of person you should put on speakerphone.
I don`t always say `oops`, but when I do, it`s usually ten minutes after I have a brilliant idea.
A bunch of us are going out for pancakes when Facebook is over, if you want to come along.
#1738 "The fact that people use the wrong "your" and "there" yet spell "Bieber" correctly bothers me."-dd
The judge says I`m a repeat offender, but he always says that.
is in his own little world but it´s okay they know me here.
I like to flush the toilet a few times when I`m on the phone with someone who calls me so they know not to do that again
Just saw someone eat a kit kat bar without breaking off each individual piece and now I can`t stop twitching.
After 6 years, is it still all Bush`s fault or has it been reduced to "Unfortunate circumstances under no one`s control"?..............
I will resolve to spend less time on Facebook..............ok, got that one out of the way.....................
We`re all just nudists in disguise...
Whenever you feel nobody cares or loves you. You should ask yourself...Am I TOO sexy?
When I go into a bar I shout out "YOU CHEATING WHORE!" Whoever turns around is who I`m buying drinks for.