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Life can be like Chess sometimes. I don`t know how to play Chess.
Was building a website for women drivers ... Bloody thing kept crashing.
I either get what I want or I change my mind!
nothing says i love you like, "im going to buy you new duct tape for your taillight, what color you want? "
Patience is what parents have when there are witnesses.
Artificial intelligence is a wonderful thing. I told my computer that today is my birthday, and it said that I needed an upgrade.
Pretending I`m a pleasent person all day is exhausting.
Hey,,,, I said I`d be there in 10 minutes... Quit calling me every half hour.
Fact: if you give your boyfriend a bj each time you act crazy, he`ll not only forgive you,but eventually be thrilled when you act nuts.
This is not meant for you. Look away. STOP LOOKING AT IT! :)
I farted in the apple store and everyone got pissed, not my fault they dont have windows ...
Everyone hates performance enhancing drugs. Yet, everyone loves Captain America.
Ohio - High in the middle, and round at the ends.
A good way to break up with a girl gently, is to curtsy when you`re meeting her father instead of shaking his hand.
STD`s aren`t like pokémon, your not suppose to catch`em all!