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If there is no chocolate in heaven...I AM NOT GOING!
Thanks to everyone for the Birthday wishes! To anyone who missed it.”No cake for you!!"
Don`t half a$$ anything. F*ck it up all the way.
There may be no excuse for laziness, but I’m still looking.
for some reason my plans to workout never work out
PRO TIP: You can use crunchy food to block out conversations of people you hate.
Do whatever you want. And if it’s something you’re going to regret in the morning…sleep late.
I have every episode of Hoarders saved on DVD.
What is the difference between a Snow-man & a Snow-lady? Snowballs!
Never scratch your a$$ with chocolate on your fingers.
I can`t afford a therapist so i bought a mood ring
If any of you ladies want pancakes for breakfast, just come over....you can make them here, because I want some too
I could spend my day outside, but I`m sure there`s plenty of porn that needs to be rated.
Surprise your wife today. Sell all her shoes and buy something nice for yourself.
Building the city on rock and roll was probably the wrong move from an engineering perspective.