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I`ve reached that time of day between "coffee wearing off" and "murdering my co-worker."
The only reason I liked your post was because I was trying to clean a smudge off my screen.
Just got 30 minutes of cardio trying to pick up an ice cube from the kitchen floor.
The older I get the more I understand Squidward`s anger.
List of things I’ve accomplished today: 1. Accomplishments List
Show me a bunch of people with type A personalities, and I`ll show you a control group.
You can always make any conversation awkward by pulling out and starting a stopwatch without saying why you’re doing it.
If thought bubbles appeared over our heads, I would get punched in the face a lot more.
(Apocalyptic world) "Well guys......there goes our last female"
Had another daydream where I`m doing the mexican hat dance and CIA guys watching me from satellites are dancing along in their control room
The most impressive thing about how cowboys used to have showdowns at high noon is that they could get two people to be on time to something
Asian gangs, also known as study groups...
Hey, did you know that in two days, tomorrow will be yesterday!
I bet if you asked a one-eyed person, they`d tell you it really WAS all fun and games up until that point.
I`ve got worms !!!! ......... worms in me garden