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Life is very funny, if you take the time to watch it.
Why don’t we just take the safety labels off of everything and let this stupidity problem solve itself?
So no pizza place on Ninja Turtles ever questioned the delivery address being “The Sewer”
Last night we were in bed and I asked my wife "What would you like to do to my body more than anything else?" She said "Identify it."
If Coca-Cola REALLY cared about the obesity problem they`d put cocaine back in their recipe.
My husband told me that he would leave me if I didn`t give up all my bad habbits.....I nearly choked on my toe nail!
Where did Noah keep his bees? ... In the ark hives ... Yes, I`m showing myself out, thanks
This Pokemon Go crap is getting ridiculous. I just saw a fight breakout between the pokebloods and the pokecrips.
Any time you feel lonely, remember, its your fault nobody likes you.
My lucks so bad if I bought a cemetery people would stop dying.
Bitch, you`re just like monday, nobody likes you -_-
I cant wait to show everyone at work my new cough
I`ll CUT you...!!!!!!!!...... A slice of pizza, cause I`m a sharer:)
Life is about perspective like the sinking of the Titanic was a miracle for the lobsters in the ships kitchen
I don`t fear death... It happens to everyone. I just hope when I am dead and buried, I don`t vote Democrat.