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Look, all I`m saying is, you never see Nikki Manaj and E.T. in the same place at the same time.
Hi, welcome to adulthood! You`ll be constantly tired except for right before you need to go to sleep.
In a weird twist,,, The longer I stay at home,,, The more homeless I look.
My moral compass must run on solar power because it never seems to work after dark.
"I`m sorry" and "I apologise" mean the same thing...except when you`re at a funeral.
Why do people post pictures of missing people on facebook?...like we are going outside.
Some people should use a glue stick instead of chap stick.
Shark week is over, but I`m not taking my decorations down.
Men ask us if we`re naked when we tell them we`re taking a bath. THAT`S why they pay more for their car insurance.
Zoning out is your brain’s way of saying “You look bored. Let me take you to a better place.”
I have never met a woman without wondering what her box of cookie recipes looks like.
PMS = Prepare to Meet Satan.
Jail is just the government`s way of sending you to your room.
In Canada, she`s Kilometery Cyrus.
It’s a status….not your diary…