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I`m trying to save up enough money to one day afford to save up money.
If it`s true that opposites attract, I should be looking for someone that gets up early and does stuff
Offering someone food and secretly hoping they say no.
If your lawyer has a ponytail, you`re going to jail
You would never know I had a college degree if you saw how many times I tried to push when it says pull.
I dig, we dig, he dig, she dig, they dig. It`s not a beautiful poem, but it`s very deep.
I don`t understand interventions. What`s the point of being told I drink too much by a room full of reasons why I drink in the first place?
Best grilled cheese ever!! All I did was add a hamburger patty.
"With a stroke of a pen your name can live on forever in a quote!... Unknown,
My wife told me I suffer from a lack of imagination. I said, "Yeah? Well you suffer from a lack of imagination." That showed her.
I Hope I can make it through another season of disagreement over the pronunciation of pecan.
is a reasonably intelligent person who does moderately stupid things on a semi-regular basis.
It`s awkward when I have to pull someone aside and point out that my fly is open.
Like a good neighbor,I don`t really care.
I always look out for #1 ... unless I`m walking thru my yard, then I look out for #2