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Do you think in the spirit world they have TV shows about trying to make contact with the living?
After 20 years of marriage, my wife still makes me smile. At least for the pictures...
Reality is for those who can`t handle alcohol
Just joined the support group Hokey Pokey Anonymous ... A place to turn yourself around. ;)
Amazing how many people just stroll into tattoo parlors and say “Give me the dumbest thing you can think of.”
Ziploc`s idea of how big a sandwich should be is very different from mine.
I`ve never literally been tortured but I have walked behind old people when I was in a hurry.
Today`s Big Idea: Coffee eye drops.
Everything happens for a reason. Sometimes that reason is that you`re stupid and make bad decisions.
Know what? If they had Neosporin back in 1931, that nasty scar on Frankenstein`s forehead would have been far less noticeable.
Rapunzel is my favorite fairy tale about a woman who finds happiness when a man pulls her hair.
My kid go from "omg...you`re impossible I can`t wait until I`m 18!" To "You`re the best mom ever" in a matter of $100
Be Poor... Its Cheaper :)
I`ve always wondered is jellyfish are sad because there are no peanut butter fish.
Technically, every picture is a before picture.