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Do stupid people ever hit a point in their life, where they realize they’re stupid?
I gave my boyfriend a glue stick instead of a Chapstick last weekend, and he`s still not talking to me!
Please God take me back to being 12 & let me start again & mess up my life in an entirely different way. I have fresh ideas.
Life is tough. It’s even tougher if you’re stupid.
Went to my friends house with my girlfriend today. As we walked in I noticed her phone automatically connected to his wifi. That f*cking slut.
Ran out of toilet paper, so I had to use leaves. Just kidding, but my son learned a big lesson about leaving his clothes on the bathroom floor.
I remember when going viral meant having to tell several people they better get tested.
1st thing I do after great sex! Turn the alarm clock off.........
I did not mean to hurt your feelings when I called you stupid. I just figured you already knew.
Husband for sale: 1972 model, white in colour, a bit hard on gas but comes with a spare tire.
There is 2 address we will always know by heart, 1: Our Own, and 2: P. Sherman 42 wallyby way Sydney!
No, I did not forget my password. I distinctly remember it being 8 asterisks.
If the shoe fits, buy it.
I bet if Jesus had turned water into Vodka. The Bible would`ve been a lot more interesting.
Your girlfriend is rated E... For Everyone