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Of course your opinion matters. Just not to me.
Valentines Day is the only day of the year that the guy with the smallest package gets the girl.
My 6yo`s homework today is learning how to count backwards. Yep, that teacher knows about DUIs alright!
Teens are always full of energy until someone says the words "clean up".
Facebook prank #23 Go in everynight and change your birthday to the next day...then see how long it takes for people to catch on....
Just found a shopping list in this cart that said, "Beer, wine, crap like that", so apparently my soulmate is still out there.
"Dont make me regret this!" is something I say to myself every time I accept a facebook friendship from a relative.
I have never been guilty of taking the smaller pizza slice.
I start to feel really anxious when my work piles up. I never know what to ignore first.
If you people knew how expensive, time consuming and hard this stalking stuff is you wouldn`t freak out every time you see me in your bushes.....geesh
next time you`re at a movie point at the screen when a scene with extras are on and say to your buddy "look, there i am!" and see how many people look over at you in awe.
Energy conservation activists would get more attention if they called themselves power rangers.
Time to try some of this candy from the Easter "bunny"... Can`t trust anything you find laying in the yard these days.
Men at 25 play football. Men at 40 play tennis. Men at 60 play golf. Have you noticed that as you get older your balls get smaller?
Most days I think I understand women, but then the alcohol wears off.