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FYI : My post aren`t directed at anyone in particular...so should anyone be offended by them, I say if the shoe fits ... Wear It!!!!!
Exercise... the poor person`s plastic surgery
Thank you Super Bowl for reminding all Americans how bad we really are at understanding Roman numerals
Yadot rorrim eht fo edis gnorw eht no pu ekow I. (I woke up on the wrong side of the mirror today.)
"I got this." Translated: I most certainly do not have this, but prepare to be thoroughly entertained.
A new study has found that women find it seven times easier to read men’s facial expressions than men have reading women’s. That’s mostly because we’re not looking at their faces ...
Note to self: Stop leaving notes to yourself, you never read them anyway...
My goal is to move just enough each day that no one pokes me to see if I`m dead.
I go out all day looking good and saw no one I know. I go out for 5 minutes looking like sh!t and it`s all of the sudden a f*cking reunion.
With great power comes great electricity bill.
If you work on a farm and your job is to take care of chickens, you are a chicken tender.
Even when I change my mind, it still doesn`t work any better.
I`m back in the HR office today. In my defense my coworker very plainly said "stick a fork in me, I`m done"
You`ll all be sorry when I figure out how to breathe fire.
Some people should come with subtitles.