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My password is SupermanHulkThorGoku, that`s the strongest password I can think of.
Love is like hearing your favorite song for the first time. Then listening to it over and over again till you hate that song.
Just think: right now, your body is cookin` up some poop.
E-Cigs. The great taste of water vapor, the cool look of blowing a flashlight.
If you listen real closely to my kids arguing tonight, you`ll hear the sound of me pouring a glass of wine.
Party like you will never be invited to another!
my ex-girlfriend is a famous porn star. But would she be pissed if she found out.
How about a T.V. show that just explains the backstory on all of the "For External Use Only" warning labels.
Are the unmarried employees at Kraft known as Kraft singles?
Men are great listeners when you have big boobs ;)
Confuse your doctor by putting on rubber gloves at the same time he does.
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
If you have to tell us that you`ve been going to the gym, you probably need to go more often....
If you love something,, let it go..... That`s EXACTLY what I`ve done with my body....
With my luck, I`ll die and get reincarnated as myself.