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Let`s talk about how fabulous u think I am.
Why don’t we just take the safety labels off of everything and let this stupidity problem solve itself?
The part of “no” that I don’t understand is the part where I don’t get what I want.
Sometimes, I wish I could fast forward the time just to see if in the end it`s all worth it.
Sometimes, I like to stalk random strangers vacation pic`s, and tag myself as one of the people in the background just for laughs.
Some people say having a child is the best experience in the world. These people obviously never had 2 thing fall from a vending machine at once.
Well I was gonna donate blood today until the lady got all personal and started asking "who´s blood is this?" and "How did you get it?"
It`s just a matter of time before they add the word "Syndrome" after my last name...
I`m thankful for pizza and burgers... and ice cream and bacon and fries and... F*ck it, I`m thankful for food. I love you, food.
That awkward moment when a homeless person walks up to you at a Coinstar machine.
"I don`t see color." - A person who shouldn`t eat snow.
Online personality tests are pretty self-explanatory… If you’re taking the test, chances are you don`t have one.
The heart wants what the heart wants. *opens 12th beer*
A Shout Out to all the beautiful women who don`t need to dress half naked to get a man`s attention. Stay classy! The rest of you, come with me.
Yesterday I saw something that reminded me of you. I almost stepped in it!