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I`ve ended up encountering much less porridge than I had expected I would as a child.
Such a relief when things I`ve been meaning to do become things I meant to do but now it`s too late.
Could you guys just scroll a little? I was really funny yesterday.
I`ve decided I`m not going to focus on my past anymore. So, if I owe you money, I`m sorry.
I miss that feeling you`d get at the video store when you discovered the movie you wanted to rent was available.
Congrats on your secret admirer! Must be nice having someone who’s ashamed to admit they like you!
If you don’t like being tailgated then don’t play movies I like.
No PornHub, I would NOT like to share this video with my friends and family on Facebook.
Save electricity! Would you like it if someone turned you on and then left?
It must be really hard to judge wet t-shirt contests. I saw one recently, and all the t-shirts looked equally wet.
"You`re so cute!" works as a response to anything my girl says 99% of the time when I`m not listening which is 99% of the time.
who`s smart idea wus it to name a monkey Donkey Kong??
I never cry over spilt milk. But, beer? That sh!t`s totally different.
Sarcasm: because beating the sh!t out of people is illegal.
I had a bit of a lazy day sitting in my underwear looking for jobs online. My boss was furious.