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Three decades of playing Tetris have apparently not improved our nation`s ability to stow overhead luggage.
Checked myself for ticks ... but I didn`t hear anything.
That`s not chapstick in my front pocket.
If people are talking behind your back, then just fart.
Take your age. Subtract 3. Then add 3. That is your age.
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If no one from the future comes back to stop you, is it really that bad of an idea?
Black Friday, because after a day of thankfully stuffing your face, you deserve a deal on purchases you donโt need.
A few bad decisions really liven up a boring day.
I`m so old I remember when water was free and you had to pay for porn.
Why do people say "Tuna Fish sandwich?" That`s like saying "Chicken Bird sandwich."
Depending on how you look at it, half of 8 could be 4, 3, or 0.
Horoscopes: When you donโt have a boyfriend or girlfriend to blame for your failures, try the solar system
I need chapstick on my lips ... anyone want to share ?
I get more cleaning done in the ten minutes before someone comes over than I do in a week.