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"Just be yourself" doesn`t work if you suck.
I really would love to see two mimes arguing.
FYI : My post aren`t directed at anyone in particular...so should anyone be offended by them, I say if the shoe fits ... Wear It!!!!!
It`s okay, Web MD. I don`t really know what`s wrong with me either.
You’re probably naked under all those clothes. You slut.
Everybody stop what you`re doing and play with crayons! You`re wlecome, enjoy the day.
Who`s this "moderation" people keep telling me to drink with?
Home is where I can look ugly and enjoy it.
Whoever invented the 5 day work week and 2 day weekend can suck my a**!
Well it’s time to go from sitting on my office chair, to sitting in traffic, to sitting on my couch. I’m very skilled at sitting.
I forget, how much tequila goes in mashed potatoes? Now that`s funny, I don`t care who you are. Oh, don`t copy that part. I mean this part. Oh hell!! Your going to copy and paste the whole thing anyway ;)
My wife just changed here facebook status from "Married" to "widowed", should I be scared?
popsicle sticks: $1. caramel: $3. onion: $1. watching ur kid bite into a caramel onion thinking its an apple: priceless.
It is impossible to simultaneously keep up a) hope and b) with the Kardashians.
Just scraped 3 inches of "Mostly Cloudy" off my car.