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Just did 100 crunches. Crumbs everywhere.
My friends are the type of friends that if my house was on fire, they would be over here with marshmallows and hitting on the hot fireman!
To say I wasted today would be a huge insult to the producers of the 3 movies I watched.
"Friendzoned" should be a relationship status on Facebook.
I`m an optimist. To me, the glass is always half alcohol.
MIDDLE EAST: How can we stop ISIS? EUROPE: How can we save our economy? AMERICA: What color is this dress?!
Best Pregnancy T-Shirt… “9 Months Sober”
Things could be worse ... sex could be fattening
This might be the worst online counseling site ever.
take it easy and if it is easy take it home
Posting inspirational quotes online is the first sign to depression.
I’m so happy people can’t hear what I’m thinking.
Calories? I think you mean delicious points!
thinks that 100-calorie packs have just enough cookies to piss me off!!
Hoping to get "till death do us part" reduced to a 15 year sentence and time served.