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I`ll be taking my time and yours,, thank you....... -- all 80 yr. old drivers
Relationships are like batteries, they have a positive & a negative side. And you end up whacking your remote instead of changing them.
Detroit and Chicago seem to be getting it right as of late. Limit all politicians to two terms. One in elected Office and one in prison.
Soul mates are people with the mutual understanding that no one else will put up with their sh!t.
God is creative... I mean look at me??
My girlfriend just accused me of being unfaithful. I told her that is ridiculous and that she is starting to sound like my wife.
The difference between beer and your opinion is that I asked for a beer.
After I clear my browser history I do a quick google search for things like "feeding the hungry" and "How to thank a loving wife"
If I get an e-mail from you that says "Sent from my Blackberry" at the bottom, please understand that I`m not going to respond. I can only assume that you sent it in 2006.
Before social networking you could just completely forget someone existed, it ruled.
I am not sure why a guy getting trapped in a vagina sculpture is big news...men have been trapped by vaginas for many years.
Cats spend two thirds of their lives sleeping, and the other third making viral videos.
I`ve already had two beers which automatically means my day is already better than yours.
GF - What`s that beeping? Me - Fasten Seatbelt Alarm. GF - How can you ignore something so annoying? Me - Huh?
thinks we should all jump out of our chairs and do the 5 second happy dance! READY! GO!