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For daylight savings, we should move the clocks forward an hour on Monday at 9 AM so that we lose an hour of work instead of sleep.
Attention fuels immaturity
“Was that lightning?” “No no…. they’re taking pictures for Google Earth..”
Didn`t sleep much but I got a few solid hours of worrying done.
Sex, do it for the kids.
All this time I thought Bi-Polar was a big white bear with no sexual preference.
Really discouraging that there`s still bald people in sci fi movies.
Will you go with me to my therapist tomorrow? He thinks I`m making you up.
is it just me, or did anyone else think that we would be living like the Jetson´s by 2011?
Coffee: So I can do nothing with more energy.
People who spend their lives complaining how other people are doing nothing productive for society are doing nothing productive for society.
Vodka...deleting memories since...uhh...
You can`t make everyone happy, so just concentrate on me.
Champagne says I`m classy. Vodka says I can do anything I want. My therapist says I have to stop talking to my drinks.
United Airlines was just voted number one in Chinese takeout!