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Your outfit says you work in an office, but your shoes say it might have a pole in it
At the end of the day, it`s 11:59pm.
Denial, anger, bargaining, depression, and acceptance…the five stages of me hitting the snooze button in the morning
I flunked anger management class.
A cheap way to get Botox face is by walking your dog in zero degree temperature.
Never believe a person who claims is telling the truth while holding a pack of beers in both their hands
I`m still trying to get over the fact that oranges are pre-sliced by nature.
Come on. Let`s all go and be happy in front of some miserable people
My boyfriend asked me why I bother watching cooking shows when I cant cook so I asked why he bothered watching porn.
When you "pretend speak" to someone in the background while ordering takeout so that the restaurant doesn`t judge your big order for one.
I am proud to say that I have completed the 1st item on my bucket list... I got the bucket
If you think a weakness can be turned into a strength, I hate to tell you this, but that`s another weakness
is without a doubt, the most popular and best looking person using this laptop.
Shopping at the Dollar Tree makes me feel rich and poor at the same time.
Calories: the little creatures that go into your closet every night and hem the waistline of all your clothes inch by inch