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Only 273 fruit roll-ups to go until I get my full serving of fruit...
Ahhhh, bad credit…the best identity theft protection.
So it`s racist to call a team Redskins but it`s okay to call a restaurant Cracker Barrel ?
When I was a kid and was going to "get it" that was bad. Now I`m an adult and I`m going to "get it" :)
I hate when I spend the extra money to buy organic vegetables only to get home and find out that I bought regular donuts.
Seven wheelchair athletes have been banned from the Paralympics after they tested positive for WD40.
props to the parent at the mall that walked up afterward to ask santa what his kid wanted lol
Thinking about staying in tonight? Nobody looks back in life and remembers the nights they got plenty of sleep.
Unplug the copier at work & put a sign on it that says “now voice activated!” Sit back & watch the magic unfold.
my stomach just growled and it sounded like it said... `Droid`....
Screw you, little sticker on fruit!
Printing an expiration date on a bag of Cheetos is just a waste of ink.
If booze isn`t the answer, then your question sucks.
The true trollers are the ones who troll the trolls.
If you read my entire Facebook timeline from the beginning, you can witness my descent into madness