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You can learn a lot about a girl by ignoring her text messages.
Hey, somebody get ready to wake up the guy in Green Day.
Saw my Ex with some guy at a bar last night... so I ordered a beer, took a few sips then gave her date the rest of my drink... Walked away.
The more neighbors I spy on through my binoculars, the creepier I think all my neighbors are!
Sometimes when I`m bored I crawl into a corner of my room and pretend I`m an apple.
The way I figure it, whatever doesn’t kill me has lost it’s chance.
So another day has come and gone and I still haven`t used algebra
Do the other settings on the washer actually do anything?
Flight 370, proven harder to find then the G spot :-/
I don’t make mistakes too often, but when I do it’s your fault.
Check this one out.........1
I`d save a lot more money on car insurance if they quit spending billions on advertising.
Actions speak louder than words, unless those words are spoken by a drunken woman.
Running away doesn`t help your problems, unless you`re fat. Then yeah, run away.
I can’t decide if the drinks are too weak or if my tolerance is too strong.