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Besides creating dinosaurs are mosquitos good for anything?
Don`t talk to me about disappointment. I had lots of adults tell me they were gonna "fix my little red wagon" yet here it sits with a broken wheel still
Did you ever notice that the first piece of luggage on the carousel never belongs to anyone?
Ugly people who live in glass houses…shouldn`t live in glass houses.
Now that I`m turning 40, I need to be careful about what I eat and drink and make sure I am getting my nutrients. That is why I just added pulp-free Orange Juice to my Vodka.
Let me be honest, I dont even walk a mile in my own shoes.
I am surprised Cheech and Chong have not filmed a new movie -"Cheech and Chong Smoke Colorado"
Over 500 channels and not a DAMN THING to watch! I suppose I should subscribe to some of them...
I finally stopped caring what other people think ... I hope everyone`s ok with that.
So long pants! See you Monday!
Here`s hoping the wind at your back doesn`t come from the corned beef and cabbage you had for lunch. Happy St. Patrick`s Day!
I always try to learn from the mistakes of other people..... who have taken my advice
be smart, pretend to be stupid!
I wish all these vegetarians would stop eating my food´s food!
This ad says: "3 out of 5 smokers die" Apparently the other 2 become immortal.