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To be truthful,,, I have never unrolled a sleeping bag and been able to roll it back up any smaller than the size of a garage.
If someone is jogging at 7am on a Sunday - it`s because they`ve just killed someone right?
Smile at the people who hate you. It makes them wonder what you`re up to. :)
Online dating is like shopping for a car online... show me the carfax!! I wanna see the history!
I just want to read, have a snack, then take a nap. Basically, I just want to be in kindergarten again.
I`m about as lost as lesbian on ChristianMingle.com
I know I should lift weights, but those things are heavy!!
A few bad decisions really liven up a boring day.
I SOOOOO wanted Kim and Kayne to name their daughter Wild Wild...
Rap Music is like Scissors…It always loses to Rock.
I would be a terrible stalker because A) I`m not motivated enough B) You would always hear the rattle of peanut m&ms behind you.
Things that don`t kill bees: 1. Furniture polish 2. Febreeze 3. Butter 4. Screaming
I`m smiling, that alone should scare you.
I’m over the 30-day ab challenge ... Is there a 30-day nap challenge I can take on?
You know a woman really loves you when she vandalizes your car after an argument.