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I just can`t help it ... Sarcastic bitch is built-in.
Here`s a thought: Let`s let the illegal Mexicans stay and send the whining crybabies to Mexico. At least the illegal Mexicans are willing to work.
I`ve reached that time of day between "coffee wearing off" and "murdering my co-worker."
If I saw a ghost, I would not be scared. I`d be like "Sit your translucent a$$ down, I have a lot of questions!"
When I get bored I go to a car dealership and ask the salesman to lay in the trunk so I can "see how many I`ll be able to fit".
Time to get out of bed and worry from another location.
I really like my new electric toothbrush, even though sometimes, I still break out the acoustic.
If you’re happy and you know it, you’re probably exhausting to be around.
Things that keep me awake # 408...How do Amish girls know if it’s a romantic candlelit dinner or just regular dinner?
I need my coffee before I start pretending to work.
Water is the most essential element of life, because without water, you can’t make coffee.
I`m afraid of a world run by adults who were never spanked as kids and got trophies just for participating.
If you`re ever lost in the woods and have a compass, the compass can help you be lost more north.
I dunno who decided on the spelling of bologna, but it`s obvious he had no idea how letters work.
This could be the best day ever… but it isn’t. Again.