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" a fool and his money ----- are never around when you need a loan......"
I can alwasy tell when movies do not use real dinosaurs
Stay positive ladies, maybe he just didn`t hear you the first 100 times.
That`s not how I met your mother.
On the outside, I`m smiling...because on the inside, I`m imagining beating you senseless with Hulk Smash Hands.
I don`t think boredom gets enough blame for the trouble it causes.
Tennis is like marrying for money. Love means nothing.
It’s not that I don’t want kids, it’s just that I don’t want a minivan.
Euphoria....the feeling you get when you finally beat "that" level on Candy Crush.
I`ll bet I`m the only one in this grocery store with "sh!t for tacos" on my shopping list.
Go home Polar Vortex....yer drunk.
The mailman just delivered an 8-track of Boz Skaggs Greatest Hits. I guess this fulfills my Columbia House obligation.
Honk if you wanna see the finger
My dad use to take me to the circus to see the clowns, freakshows and the bearded lady. Now... I can see them anytime shopping at Walmart.
At least a stalker is there for you.