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Million Dollar Idea: Hire a bunch of people with OCD and start a cleaning company.
"Everybody freeze!" -December
I show my age when I`m in a club with all the 20 somethings.. Guess its because the last dance step I mastered was dancing like Gene Gene The Dancing Machine
I`m lost, no wait..... Yep, lost for sure
It`s a shame that stupidity can`t be converted into a usable energy source.
Zebras are just horses that escaped from prison.
Pretty nice opinion you got there. It`d be a shame if someone were to...not give a sh*t about it
Keep reaching for the stars but get a better deodorant.
One thing horror movies have helped me realize is that as a parent, you definitely want to avoid having demonic children
I wouldn`t pay for a personal trainer, but I would pay someone to just knock unhealthy food out of my hands.
Anytime four New Yorkers get into a cab together without arguing, a bank robbery has just taken place.
I`m convinced that homeless people have all the shopping carts with 4 good wheels.
The same people that made fun of me for my calculator watch in high school are now wearing Apple watches.
If all the world´s a stage, I want to operate the trap door.
"No! Don`t leave me! I need you! Nooooo!" I say as my laptop cords slowly slides off my bed onto the floor.