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Hey movie villains - make a bomb where the wires are all one color.
It`s okay, Web MD. I don`t really know what`s wrong with me either.
If you eat it in the car before you get home, it never existed.
If you put root beer in a square cup, do you get beer?……………………. (you smart people grinned didn’t you.)
If your man is reluctant to talk about his feelings, it’s probably because you haven’t told him what they are yet.
Sarcasm is just one of the many services I offer to people who ask stupid questions.
This town is about as exciting as watching an M&M melt in the sun.
We look like we are being productive, but really, we are just talking sh!t about co-workers and how drunk we got last weekend.
If you’ve never pretended a Cheeto is a tiny caveman club, we can’t be friends.
How dare you incinerate that I don`t know big words.
Why do people always feel safe under blankets...its not like a murderer will break in and be like "I`M GONNA KILL YAA__AAHHHhhhh dang he is under a blanket.
"We attack at dawn!" - Hangovers
I`m at my most popular when I just want to be alone.
We all just sat there and watched as Pepe Le Pew tried to rape that cat. Shame on us.
My imaginary friend thinks you have serious mental problems.