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*licks finger, holds it up in the air* ah yes, just as I suspected. wind.
You seem to love cocktails... or part of it.
You can tell a lot about a womans mood by her hands. If they are holding a gun, she`s probably angry.
One day my fridge will take revenge on me by opening my bedroom door every half hour, staring at me for a few minutes and then leave.
Pro tip: Don`t moan when getting a pat down at airport security
Yesterday I accidentally swallowed some food colouring. The doctor says I`m alright, but I feel like, well, like I`ve dyed a little inside.
I avoid online dating sites because they match you up with people who share your interests. I don`t want to go out with a weirdo.
When I was a kid I remember I fell asleep in the couch and woke up in the bed, now I fall asleep in the couch and wake up on the floor.
One time I threw a boomerang and lost it, now I live in constant fear.
i dont like ling distance relationships so i move the fridge to my room
A date with Destiny.. Cause strippers need lovin` too.
Men also have feelings. For example, we can feel hungry
I swear Hollisters electricity bill must be like $1 a month..
I’m a fan of saying YOU’RE WELCOME really loudly when people don’t thank you.
gua suka sama kamu