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Got caught up in a really good book last night. I didn`t stop coloring till 2 o`clock this morning.
If you think you`re bad with words, imagine the first guy to say "There there" when consoling someone
Men like football because the priorities in football are also the biggest priorities in every man’s life…. Scoring and Ball Security.
I`ve decided to go my own way and think "inside the box" to be different ... Wow its dark in here!
Just once I’d like to learn something the easy way.
I`m sorry, your photo is so confusing. You`re gonna need to hashtag every detail of it for me so I can grasp what`s going on here.
The reason i connot lie is because i like big butts.
At work hitting the escape key...... Nothing is happening, im still here.
Being a pizza delivery driver is great because literally no one is disappointed to see you
It’s been close to a million years since I exaggerated about anything.
I wish I had the confidence of a male flight attendant
“Can we talk tomorrow?” is my way of saying “I’ll try to do a better job of avoiding you tomorrow?”
How I talk: 25% swearing, 25% sarcasm 50% a combination of both.
What am I doing with the rest of my life? I don`t even know what I`m doing with the rest of this post...
Son, you don`t get anything in life without trying hard and working for it. Now be quiet, there about to announce the lottery results...