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While everyone may not speak the same language, we all know what time McDonald’s stops serving breakfast.
I noticed you stopped taking your meds. Can I have them?
I love living single, drinking double, and sleeping triple.
Do whatever you want. And if it’s something you’re going to regret in the morning…sleep late.
I show my age when I`m in a club with all the 20 somethings.. Guess its because the last dance step I mastered was dancing like Gene Gene The Dancing Machine
Its funny how your friends change , Meet new people and forget about you . :( But just know i`ll still be in your heart?
you know why maths is unhappy? because it got so many problems.
Touch it gently, put two fingers inside, if it`s wide use three fingers, make sure it`s wet and rub up and down. Yep that`s how you wash a cup.
I`m working out my budget and, provided I don`t live past Tuesday, I can retire relatively comfortably!!!
If wookies have a 400 year life span, then Han Solo is basically like Chewbacca`s third dog.
I`ll bet I`m the only one in this grocery store with "sh!t for tacos" on my shopping list.
Fitness? More like fitness whole cheesecake in my mouth.
I`m a little Stressed right now ... Just turn around and leave quietly and no one gets hurt.
Sometimes I wish I was an octopus so that I could slap 8 people at once.
Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit. Wisdom is knowing not to put it in the fruit salad.