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To everybody that is single don`t worry you will have your day ... Palm Sunday is just around the corner
Everything in earthquake-prone areas should be built on top of a giant Tempurpedic mattress.
Who knew rock bottom was so crowded?
Last New Year my resolution was 1920x1080 , this year it`s to be less of a nerd.
My legs are so sore from the gym that I almost couldn`t walk to the donut shop.
I could write an entire book on excuses... but I have to drop my dog off at the airport.
Ever drink so much your wife makes sense? Me neither...But I keep trying
I`ll take an ice cream sandwich please. You know what? I`m trying to be healthy, can you change that to an ice cream salad instead? Thanks
In case I drink too much and pass out for a while, Merry Christmas you guys.
There is nothing worse then trying to watch porn with a slow internet connection.
Apparently the ``All you can eat buffet`` isn`t a challenge ...
No matter how many gross facts you tell me about McDonald’s I’m still gonna eat it.
Social Media: Because I like to socialize with cool people without having to speak, wear pants or get off the couch.
New documentary movie about white trash .... I only saw the trailer ....
Better to be incredibly weird than incredibly boring.