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Partying on my level requires years of training.
At first, I had my doubts about using autocorrect. But my new phone probed me wrong. PROVED DAMNIT! PROVED!
Do people who run know that we’re not food anymore.
I wonder if any Disney managers ever start a meeting off with "What kind of Mickey Mouse operation are we running around here?"
You know what`s really great about being a narcissist? Me.
It`s just a matter of time before they add the word "Syndrome" after my last name...
My brother didnt take kindly to jail. He refused food & drink, and smeared feces on the walls. That`s the last time we`re playing Monopoly.
I will stop drinking when Captain Morgan puts his foot down.
“FREEZE! NOBODY MOVE!” – Mother Nature
If ignorance is bliss then there`s a crap load of people in paradise
Can I have your number or do you just want the 8 dollars for the drink?
I was all ears until you said something that sounded like advice.
Happy 15th birthday google, 3 more years and you will be able to search for adult sites legally
I’m going back to sleep. I refuse to give up on my dreams that easily.
I’ve yet to be intimidated by a fancy wine list thanks to my vast knowledge of fine wines and my eeny, meeny, miny, moe system.