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I got called pretty today! Well actually the full statement was "you`re pretty annoying!" But I only focus on positive things
Relatives - Because sometimes you need reminding of your bad genes too.
Is it polite or rude to slide a note into the bathroom stall next to you that says, "heard you farting but it`s ok you`re in the right place :)"
Today is International Women’s Day. It was actually supposed to be held 2 days ago but they took too long to get ready.
You`d think this moron wandering around the lot would give up after 10 minutes and push the alarm button to find their car ... But I won`t
Anybody else have that annoying problem of Work and Family interfering with your FaceBook time?
I inject vodka right into the orange. Screwdriver-to-go
Last night I went out drinking with some high school friends. About 2 hours into it they were like..."dude, shouldn`t you be hanging out with people your own age?"
Boobs: Proof that men can pay attention to two things at once.
Life would be so much more interesting if we all had cartoon bubbles over our heads.
You trust me holding your child? Do you know how many iPhone screens I’ve cracked?
Asian gangs, also known as study groups...
You`ve cat to be kitten me right meow.
I don`t always do a lot, but I put a lot of thought into it.
Politeness has become so rare, that some people mistake it for flirting.