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Where do suicide bombers go when they die? Everywhere.
The part of “no” that I don’t understand is the part where I don’t get what I want.
Royal baby was born at 8 pounds. Thats like 12 dollars.
I will always be here for you. Unless we run out of beer and someone has some over there. Then I will be over there for you.
Expecting the world to treat you fairly because you are good is like expecting the bull not to charge because you are a vegetarian.
is not impatient. I just patient really fast.
Call me crazy, but the last person who did is still in a full body cast, so it`s up to you.
If someone doesn`t return your texts, relax and remember they`re probably just busy not liking you.
Despite what people may tell you, its the fat that makes you look fat... NOT the dress!! lol
Thank god we don`t send messages with pigeons anymore. Where would I find 200 pigeons every day?
homework wont kill me, but why take the risk!
Few things are harder to put up with than the annoyance of a good example.
It`s 2013. With all the hormones in food and advances in medical technology, why are there still girls with less than C cup boobs?
You sure do seem to know a lot about love and relationships for someone who spends 22 hours a day on Facebook.
Just sprayed a mosquito with mosquito repellant. Now, he’ll never have any friends.