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They should turn off Netflix at 1:00am for people with jobs and no willpower....bastards
If gas prices keep going up I`m cutting off the bottom of my car and I`m "Flintstoning" That mf!
Professor X can move anything with his mind... except his legs.
Ever seen a person so disgusting you hold your breath when you walk by them? Yea I have.
How do they fit all that money inside such a tiny credit card??
I may be delusional but at least I`m going to Mars in November.
Make yourself indispensable at work by hiding everything.
If a$$holes could fly, this place would be an airport
You always remember your first Crush. Mine was Orange.
I find if you sprinkle some bacon bits on a salad, but don’t actually add any salad, then its a pretty good salad.
Does anyone else wonder why naked and baked, 2 words that go together SO well, don`t rhyme?? ...I mean, who comes up with these words anyway? lol
Trying to be less negative but it`ll never work.
Never laugh at your wife`s choices. You are one of them :)
I haven`t seen any new Bigfoot pictures in a while... I hope he`s OK.
I’m so old, I can remember going through a whole day without taking a picture of anything.