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It`s called "Biscotti" because nobody would buy "chocolate covered croutons".
This status was brought to you by me being bored on the toilet.
Seriously, how can it be considered stealing when my neighbor’s WiFi signal was trespassing in MY house? I’m the victim here!!
"..::. :.:.. ::...: .:. :.:: ::.: ..::. :: ::.:..." - Stevie Wonder-
I`ve been told that I can be condescending... that means that I tend to talk down to people.
If a Jehovah`s Witness dies and goes to heaven...does God hide behind the pearly gates and pretend he`s not in?
Capitalization can really change a sentence. Example: I love to eat candy ... I love to eat capitalization.
If Facebook changed "poke" to "stab" I would use it all the time.
My doctor asked if any members of you family suffers from insanity, I replied "nope they seem to enjoy it!"
My career plans were much more exciting when I was 5
For the record "Wanna do it?" is not foreplay....
A homeless guy asked me for 50 cents for a sandwich. I said, "First let me see the sandwich."
If a guy stares at your boobs, just stare at his d!ck ... maybe squint a little bit
The best trick the devil ever pulled was calling herself "him".
Besides being curled up on the bathroom floor convinced I was dying from liver failure for a few hours, last night was fun.