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word of the day: nincomtard
Life is very funny, if you take the time to watch it.
In-laws the reason why I`d never get married..
Lazy Rule 47: If you spill water, it will eventually dry.
Some of these Giraffe profile pictures are a vast improvement.
Does Facebook have a “You’re not smart enough to be talking about politics” button?
I wonder if dogs ever wake up in the morning and think "dear god please don`t take me jogging with you today"?
I SOOOOO wanted Kim and Kayne to name their daughter Wild Wild...
The nice thing about being a guy is your underwear only costs $10 for a 3-pack.
Are the unmarried employees at Kraft known as the Kraft Singles?
Hooters does have hot girls, but the Subway girls are the real wife material.
I don´t know what makes you so stupid, but it really works!
MY MISSION IS COMPLETE!!! I have successfully wasted a little bit of your time today :) carry on!
I like how automatic doors just get out of my way. I wish more inanimate objects seemed scared of me.
American Sniper proves that not even being in an active war zone will prevent your spouse from calling you at work.