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If Jehovah`s witnesses brought pizza and beer with them, I`d gladly let them in to spend an afternoon chatting about religion.
Why don’t we just take the safety labels off of everything and let this stupidity problem solve itself?
I can walk up to any dog, rub its belly and make a friend ... That trick rarely works on people.
Im going to a parking lot and put sticky notes on people`s cars saying "sorry for the damage." Then watching the magic.
Well, if anything, the Mayans did teach us one valuable lesson. If you don`t finish something...it`s really not the end of the world.
Coaster? You`re assuming I plan to put my drink down...
Never underestimate the power of a hug. Or a slap upside the head. Whatever works.
Dinosaurs never had pizza and they all died.
Boys will be boys. Girls will be girls. Koalas will be koalas. Just about everything will be the things they are. That`s how this works.
If Jimmy cracked corn and no one cares, then why the heck is there a song about it?
Real friends show me their boobs
Slightly used Christmas tree only one month old. Paid $60. Looking for $40. No low ballers. Serious inquiries only. Come on let`s get this thing done.
Your 15 second video will start after this 30 min. commercial...
It is impossible to look cool while holding onto a leash attached to a dog who is taking a crap.
Ice skating is just walking in cursive.