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Fun Fact: Even though they call it a "man hole", you can shove women and children down it just fine.
Just when you think you have the answer a woman will be there to change the question.
Don`t give me a sec, give me lots of secs.
A recent survey of one person reveals that 100% of me thinks I should leave work early.
Been there, done that. Then, been there several more times, because apparently I never learn.
You couldn`t handle me even if I came with instructions.
A house is not a home until you can find all light switches in the dark.
If it defies all logic, and makes very little sense then it was probably my idea...
Sometimes I let the words in my mind come out of my mouth. And it feels awesome! B)
Yoga is a great way to meet and embarrass yourself in front of women
Anyone who knows me obviously knows a shit ton about awesomeness.
I hate it when I have guests at my house and they ask "Do you have a bathroom?" No, we poop in the yard.
Sorry, Mr. Homeless Guy, here’s the story. I’m in college. I work part time and I can only support one of our alcohol problems.
has a drinking problem...I can`t afford it
What does "it" mean in the sentence "What time is it?"?