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Wouldn’t it be great to hear a priest say “been there, done that” in reply to your confessed sins?
my ex girlfriends started they`re own website they call it two faced book...
I thought I was on the cash cab show! But turns out I was in a police car and cops hate trivia.
I try and avoid picking up turtles on the side of the road. Just in case they`re in the middle of a race.
I don`t think we do get smarter as we get older. I just think we run out of stupid things to do.
You know what`s more miraculous than a video with a million view but no dislikes on YouTube? The detention sheet empty for my class.
You`re not laughing out loud. You know it and I know it
they say money cant buy you happiness but id much rather be crying in a fararri...
I was going to do stand up comedy years ago but then I thought ...Ugghhh, standing...
Just saw the first duckface of Spring.
Whoever determined that a 1-inch candy bar should be called " fun size" should really re-evaluate their stanards of entertainment.
So Stevie Wonder is going to become father to triplets next year. I guess he didn`t see that coming...
What`s the difference between a Garbanzo Bean and a Chickpea? I never had a Garbanzo Bean on my face.
The general rule is that you shouldn`t ride an elevator during a fire, but I mean, talk about a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity
Just been on a diabetes awareness website and it asked me if I accept cookies. Is that a trick question?