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The only thing I`m really learning from this 401K meeting at work this morning is that I`ll probably never be able to retire.
Just tried to pay for my McDonalds with a hug, it didn`t work. Don`t believe the rumors.
Just used a full size twix bar to stir my coffee.
!f yhu T@k yk d!$, then dont talk to me.
I like to log into facebook and leave a status just to show I`m here. Or am I?
I really don`t have time for people that don`t find me hilarious.
Who cares, WTF, OMG, so inappropriate, HOLY HELL ! Good LORD, not another selfie...WHOA NELLIE, NO, NO, and HELL NO!!! Me before unfriending someone.
Have you ever just sat there and realized how weird you are?
Experience is what you get, when you don`t get what you want
Scientists have yet to explain how 300 people can be working at a Wal-Mart but only 4 registers will be open.
Note to self: stop buying stuff on Ebay when drunk. Anyone need a zamboni?
My posts come from a dark place.. I haven`t paid my light bill in 3 months.
According to my current parking spot I`m a physician.
24 astronauts were born in Ohio.....What is it about that state that makes people want to flee the Earth?
I thought I cracked this "adulthood" till I realised my shirt was on inside out !!!!!