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"Slow and steady wins the race." Unless it`s one of those weird races that puts an emphasis on speed
When people ask me if I`m working hard or hardly working, I like to stab them with a pen and ask if they`re hurting hard or hardly hurting.
When you put ‘aspiring’ in front of your chosen profession. What I hear is: I’m unemployed.
Is it wrong to swallow my multi-vitamin with a beer?
Self-Checkout lanes were invented by a guy who was sent out to buy tampons.
Fitness nuts have to do an entire marathon to feel a runner`s high..... I just have to bend over and tie my shoes.
What is easier to pick up the heavier it gets? Women hahaha
"keep moving.....nothing to see here"
Screw you recommended serving size. You don’t know me.
Happy Monday!! I`m gonna sit this one out.
I ruined my health by drinking to everyone else’s.
All through school I assumed they saved the number 1 pencils for the smart kids
Suggested serving size is only for skinny people right?
every woman iz beautuful n her unique way, smtimz it needs sm amount of alcohol to see with