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I am so confused. My boss just said "keep up the good work" and I have no recollection of doing any such work.
If you’re not fully satisfied with your life, do something about it. Or complain about it on the internet. Whatever you prefer.
Honestly, it`s not the way I look that reveals my age. It`s my use of complete sentences, proper grammar and spelling when I text.
If you think my post are bad, you should see my choice in men.
I just saw a 2 or 3yr old boy wearing a t-shirt that says, "if mom or dad wont buy it I`ll just sms grandma and grandpa"
Dating should be like buying a car... You should get to talk to the previous owners! SHOW ME THE MANFAX
Even this posting will offend some people, hopefully.
Step 1: remove food from packaging Step 2: dig packaging out of trash to locate cook time
That awkward moment when your parents don’t appreciate the hilarious child they have.
Hi everyone! Welcome to AA. This is a "judgment free" zone...unless we`re talking about Janice who ate all the cookies last week.
Well that’s a wrap on another day where I act like I know what I’m doing
Imagine if someone`s name was Gurt. You`d be all "yo gurt!" .. funny? no? Ok (._.)
I`d be the stripper that got fired for eating her way out of the cake instead of jumping out of it.
I`m just 1 nap, 8 beers, 2 orgasms and my own personal robot away from this being the best day ever.
My whole life is based on a true story...