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The Hobbit 2: we`ve still got a long way to walk
Taking selfies is a lot of work when you’re not attractive.
If I cover my phone at work with Preparation H, would it filter out the `pains in the butts` from calling?
I know that no means no, but that`s about the extent of my Spanish.
only 9530 days until retirement.
I decided I`m going to be poor... Its Cheaper :)
Maybe Voldemort`s face is flat because he ran into the wrong wall at the train station.
The only people who care about my college degree are the college loan people.
Raise the bar..? Like go and drink upstairs..?
My dog’s ratio of digging holes in my yard to finding buried treasure is not where I’d like it to be.
Social experiments where skinny people wear fat suits teach us to be nicer to fat people because it might be a skinny person in a fat suit.
People in glass houses shouldn`t masturbate during the day....
I feel like doing something productive today. If I sit here long enough, maybe it will go away.
The best part of my divorce was how I woke up and I hadn`t done anything wrong
Some days it´s not worth chewing through the straps.