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Sawing a hole in the bottom of a table to steal someone`s cake is way harder than it looks on cartoons.
You never know what you are missing,until you clean your room.
Son to mom: why should I sweep the floor? Mom to son: do you want to be an Olympic Curl champion?
Sometimes Google should just come back with a message that says "trust me, you don`t want to know."
Worries about the economy grow again after the world`s biggest yacht-selling company announce a drop in sails
In a perfect world Taco Bell would deliver...
Okay im going to make myself a sandwich, and i better have some votes when i come back. -.-
Your shadow: What happens when light travels 93 million miles unobstructed, only to be deprived of reaching the ground in the final few feet by you.
Im not fat I´m just easier to see
FACT: The higher pitched my "hey!" the greater the chance I don`t remember who you are.
If a cannibal ate a comedian, that would lead to some funny sh!t.
Long story short, I love summaries
R.I.P. 2013 (2013-2013)
Who is the genius that decided Little League uniforms be white? My guess is Tide laundry detergent.
I`ll never need a shrink as long as my wife keeps pointing out whats wrong with me...