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Since you were smiling when you tazed me, I`m guessing we still have a chance.
You can tell a lot about a womans mood by her hands. If they are holding a gun, she`s probably angry.
Why am I single? Answer me. . . ANSWER ME YOU STUPID CATS!!!
Got a little too much sun today. I knew I should have closed the blinds.
Thanks for explaining the word "many" to me, it means a lot.
Perhaps we should hold elections on the last Friday of November, with polling stations at Walmart, Target and Apple
All`s not lost my Friends. It won`t be long til people realize Selfie Sticks also make wonderful lightning rods......
It`s so cold out I`ve turned 50 Shades Of Blue!
Internet went down so I had to spend time with my family. They seem like good people.
That akward moment you try and deep throat a banana and get caught ... and your a dude.
I have the means to do anything that I want on my day off from work which means that I dont want to do anything on my day off from work.
When it gets nice out I`m going to have a roof party and after that`s done have a painting party inside, come all
I think people who use "go fly a kite" as an insult don`t really understand kites or insults.
My life coach just informed me that I didnt make the team
I`ve honestly never been more disappointed in life than when I found out that the Miami Dolphin football team was made up entirely of people