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"Don`t try this at home" encourages people to try it at another`s home instead.
So they say that having to much sex can cause memory loss, which is just a little something I seem to remember reading in a Rolling Stone magazine once on page 64 paragraphs 3 through 5 while sitting on a park bench October 14th 2002 at 3:46 p.m
I don`t care how the future pans out, any amazon delivery from now on is referred to as a drone strike.
Silence is Golden, except when coming from children… Then you’d better go check to see what’s broken.
Ha = I didn`t find that funny. Haha = That was funny. Hahahahaha = I want to sleep with you.
Sometimes I feel as though my life should be documented for future generations.
My neighbours diary say`s I have boundary issues.
I`m celebrating 1 year of sobriety today ... I think it was 1989 ... Cheers!
the `real` me doesnt do facebook
Of course I can keep a secret. It’s the people I tell it to who can’t.
Why would I dance like nobody`s watching? People need to see this.
I don`t know why I even bother chewing corn.
I find myself highly addicted to books as of late. Once I start coloring the first few pages I can`t stop....
If women kept their feelings to themselves would they explode? Guess we`ll never know.
In the South, they remove the `g` from the end of most words. Just sayin`.