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Don’t text and drive. You don’t want “lol” to be the last thing you say before you die.
Chocolate is a flavor of milk, and milk is a flavor of chocolate.
Women spend more time thinking about what men think than men actually spend thinking.
One should love animals.. They are so tasty.
You`re never too old to learn something stupid.
Sometimes I wonder how people who don`t have kids get their TV remotes from the other side of the room.
Psycho and socio have always been my favorite paths.
Make Tomorrow More Fun: Unplug the copier at work & put a sign on it that says “now voice activated!” Sit back & watch the magic unfold
Someone tore off my warning label when I was born.
If you have a parrot and you don’t teach it to say,”Help, they’ve turned me into a parrot”, you are wasting everybody’s time.
My girlfriend said if this gets 100 thumbs up we`ll try anal. So please don`t vote, her strap on is huge and it really scares me.
U.S.A.... where people order double cheese burgers, large fries, and a diet coke
Testing shows that people in the USA know less about geography than England, Japan and like 100 other countries I`ve never heard of.
I need a new bad decision.
You can’t run from your problems forever. Eventually, you’ll have to take a car or a plane to really avoid them.