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Really had my heart set on waking up rich today.
Whenever someone ends their status with "LOL" I know it`s a repost, cuz...who the hell laughs at their own statuses? LMAO!
So when is this `old enough to know better` suppose to kick in ?
If there were "Box Tops for Education" on cases of beer, my kid`s school would be rich.
I wonder how many messengers were killed before they came up with the saying.
I wonder how long I`d be on hold if my call wasn`t important to them.
Ever update an app and realize the "fixed issues" were all a lie and it will never be the same? That`s what going back to an ex is like.
I like how Sesame Street just casually has a vampire hanging around.
Stand for what you believe in. Or sit on the couch and have a couple of donuts. It`s a free country really.
My motto is "Never say never." Which makes it difficult to tell people my motto...
The biggest cause of cancer in mice is research.
Hey rumor has it, that if you look up from your phone you can see all kinds of pretty colors in the trees this time of year.
In fact, yes, l can multitask. I can screw up several things at once.
With all the new car technology you would think someone could invent a side mirror that could show where an object actually appears.
Laughter is the best medicine, but if you are laughing for no reason, you might need medicine.