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The best revenge is happiness, because nothing drives people more crazy then seeing someone actually having a good life.
Taking selfies is a lot of work when you’re not attractive.
Never trust a skinny chef
Why is it called when animals attack? It should be called when retarded people go near dangerous animals.
Every day can be palm Sunday if you`re a single guy
Didn`t sleep much but I got a few solid hours of worrying done.
My life is a result of "it seemed like a good idea at the time."
I get so tired of the same old BS...can´t I get a little BS variety?
Boobs are like friends. Some are big. Some are small. Some are real. Some are fake. And some are just so fantastic you want everyone to meet them.
Why can`t everyday be football Sunday?
Help I`m covered in chameleons & no one believes me
I’m trying to read a book about how to relax, but I keep falling asleep
To my neighbor using a chainsaw at 7:30 on a Sunday morning: Try holding the other end.
Cheered myself up earlier by putting a "no U-turn" sign in a dead-end street.
Alright, I give up! I`ve listened to the song like 50 times now, and I still don`t know what the fox is saying!